| Zird the Arcane | |||
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| About: | |||
| Race: | Human? | ||
| Class: | Wizard | ||
| Status: | Dead | ||
| Cause of Death: | Sacrificed himself to bring about the Fifth Edition of Magic | ||
| Affiliations: | White Spire | ||
| Appearances: | |||
| First Episode: | Last Episode: | ||
| Episode 86 - The Council of Eight | Episode 126 - Live Show 2015 | ||
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| Tall and lanky with a long white beard and robes, and a misshapen hat
He may or may not have a tattoo of the name "Brandi" on his lower back (the dot on the "i" is a mole). That episode was the second one of the night, and it is colloquially known as "The Drunkest they Ever Got It", and so it is difficult to determine just what the fuck was even going on According to that same episode, his last name is literally "The Arcane" His name was lifted from the FATE core rulebook |
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Zird the Arcane was an eccentric and not too reliable wizard from The White Spire in Pelor's Hope. Got plenty of booty though. He enjoyed honey in his tea and messing with Lord Titus Harper. He was 45 in wizard years, which are like dog years. Zird sacrificed himself by using the Hammer of Sundering on the twis'tar in Episode 126 - Live Show 2015, bringing about the 5th Edition in order to weaken Fennekin. He allegedly killed an ancient red dragon with a single Fireball, despite the fact that Red Dragons are resistant to fire.
History[]
As the weirdest member of the White Spire, he was sent as the Arcane representative during a meeting of the Council of Eight, in which the Ätlän-tã Fælcons were in attendance, sometime around the year 1700. The Fælcons were given several quests that they needed to choose from, and Zird was sent to accompany them to fight some gnolls, and get their hands on the Demonomicon. He caused a lot of problems for the adventurers, proving himself to be more of a hindrance than a help. After the death of Steve the Gnoll, Zird did one thing useful, which was creating a magically-constructed submarine, The Belafonte, on which the Fælcons were able to retrieve the Demonomicon, and accidentally trap Steve's consciousness inside Thom the Dragonborn's mind.
Episodes[]
- Episode 86 - The Council of Eight
- Episode 87 - About Last Night...
- Episode 88 - Under the Dome
- Episode 89 - Pelor's Last Hope
- Episode 92 - Vrock and Roll
- Episode 93 - Croaked
- Episode 94 - Words are Wind
- Episode 95 - Buzz Off
- Episode 96 - Into the Depths
- Episode 97 - The Mysteries of the Deep
- Episode 99 - Horror on the Ocean Floor
- Episode 102 - The Most Magical Motor Boat
- Episode 106 - The Further Trials of Good People
- Episode 107 - Why We Fight
- Episode 108 - Mystery of Fairmire
- Episode 109 - Demons at Your Door
- Episode 110 - The Hammer of Sundering
- Episode 111 - Evil Through the Roof - Is there, but not seen/heard
- Episode 112 - The Road to Victory
- Episode 113 - Welcome to the House of Death
- Episode 117 - The Breakfast Club - Says he is 47 wizard years old
- Episode 118 - Finding the Worst City Ever
- Episode 120 - BAR BRAWL!
- Episode 121 - A Polymorph Puzzle
- Episode 122 - Okay, Bye!
- Episode 126 - Live Show 2015