(Mike Bachmann)
Alias(es): N/A
Race: Sprite
Class: Rogue (archer)
Status: Deceased
Cause of Death: Killed by Rowan Grey in battle/Railroaded by Old Ben Dilladong to end the episode2
Affiliations: Feywild Four
Appearances: First Episode: Episode 260 - A Rotten Crew of Beautiful Misfits Part 1
Last Episode: Episode 275 - An Unquenchable Thirst (GeeklyCon 2018 Live Show)
MISC Info: Four inches tall!

Red hair



But wore a leave over his dick

But it was shaped like a dick

Flying speed of 30, walking speed of 10

Spoke in whimsical rhymes

Used a bow made out of small found objects

Thirst was a tiny sprite, who was a part of the Feywild Four.

Biography[edit | edit source]

He was in the Spring Court jail (along with Rickety Nell, Large Reggie, and Viscount Ambrosious Quorin) for these reasons three: stole a horse from a stable, squatting on some farmer's land, and also murder[1]. He later stole VAQ's Staff of Law, and used it to attempt to bring Greg Dilladong, brother of Old Ben Dilladong into the world. The Tower of Grey stopped him2.

Episodes[edit | edit source]

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